Three reasons medical cannabis fails. Find yours in 90 seconds.
A 9-question self-check built by the patient who designed Israel's first cannabis education program. After you finish, a personalized 4-document toolkit lands in your inbox — the same diagnostic I've been running with patients for twenty years.
Discover which of the three failure modes is yours (Expectation Gap, Biphasic Trap, or No Roadmap)
Get a personalized diagnosis report written for the way you are using cannabis right now
Receive the WIZDOM Terpenes Cheat Sheet — the 8 terpenes that actually matter, made simple
Get a printable failure-mode action plan + a personalized tutorial
Built from twenty years guiding 10,000+ medical cannabis patients
9 questions~90 secondsSent to your inbox
PDF
Document 01
Your Personalized Diagnosis Report
3 modes × 6 methods = 18 variants
PDF
Document 02
Failure-Mode Cheat Sheet
Printable · 1 page · Action plan
PDF
Document 03 · Bonus
WIZDOM Terpenes Cheat Sheet
8 terpenes that actually matter
PDF
Document 04
Your Personalized Tutorial
Visual walkthrough · Your method
All four documents · Sent to your inbox
Built by the patient who designed cannabis education for…
10,000+
Patients guided through onboarding
Patient #7
Israel Ministry of Health
2008
MoH-Licensed Instructor since
20 yrs
Inside cannabis education at every level
Inside the Self-Check
Here's what you'll discover.
Most patients who say cannabis "doesn't work" are right — for them, under the conditions they were given. Almost nobody is failing because of cannabis. They're failing because of one of three system gaps. The Self-Check finds yours in 90 seconds.
The "Biphasic Trap" — why taking more cannabis often makes your symptoms worse, not better.
The 8 terpenes that actually matter — and how to read them on a product label in 30 seconds.
The 4 questions every patient should ask their pharmacist before any new product.
Why the first 1–2 weeks usually feel like nothing is happening — and the "counting gifts" framework that catches what most patients are missing.
Your specific failure mode — one of three patterns we've identified across 10,000+ medical cannabis patients. Plus exactly what to do about it.
9 questions · ~90 seconds
Built by
Gil Luxenbourg — the patient who built what the doctors weren't building.
In 2004 I became Patient #7 in Israel — the seventh person to receive a medical cannabis license, and the first granted by direct application without a court order. I had Crohn's disease and conventional treatment had run out.
In 2008 the Israeli Ministry of Health licensed me as the country's first Medical Cannabis Instructor. I built the structured patient-education programs adopted across Tikun Olam, BOL Pharma, Bazelet Group, and IMC — the programs that moved patient retention from 4 months to 34 at scale.
I'm not a doctor. I'm the patient who built what the doctors weren't building — and the Self-Check is the same diagnostic I've been running with patients in person for twenty years.
Your toolkit · 4 documents
What's actually inside the toolkit.
After you finish the Self-Check, four documents land in your inbox within 30 seconds — three personalized to you, one universal bonus that almost nobody else in the field will hand you.
Document 01
Your Personalized Diagnosis Report
The full diagnosis — written for your specific failure mode AND the way you're using cannabis right now (smoking, vaping, oils, edibles, or combinations). One of 18 personalized variants.
Document 02
Your Failure-Mode Cheat Sheet
1 page, printable. The action plan that matches your diagnosis. Tape it to the fridge. Read it every week until your protocol settles.
Document 03 · Bonus
The WIZDOM Terpenes Cheat Sheet
The 8 terpenes that actually matter — what they do, which conditions they pair with, and how to read a terpene profile on a product label.
Document 04
Your Personalized Tutorial
A visual walkthrough of exactly what to adjust — specific to your method (smoking, vaping, oils, edibles, etc.). Different for every patient.
4 personalized documentsSent within 30 secondsYours to keep
Questions patients ask first.
Why is this free?+
Most patients don't need a paid 1:1 session — they need a clear answer to "why isn't this working." The 4 documents are the answer for the majority of patients. The toolkit is the same diagnostic I've been giving patients in clinics for twenty years — now built so any patient can run it on their own. The patients whose case is genuinely complex find the paid 1:1 Rescue Analysis through it eventually. Most don't need to.
How is this different from any other cannabis quiz online?+
Most "cannabis quizzes" are marketing tools for a dispensary. This isn't. The 9 questions identify a specific clinical failure mode based on twenty years of seeing the same three patterns repeat in patient after patient. The four deliverables are personalized — not generic — to your specific failure mode AND the way you're using cannabis. I built this for patients, not advertisers.
How long does it take?+
The quiz itself is about 90 seconds — 9 short questions, multiple choice. After you finish and enter your email, the 4 documents arrive in your inbox within 30 seconds. Under 2 minutes from "click start" to "documents in hand."
Will you spam me?+
No. You'll get the 4 documents immediately, then a few follow-up emails over the next 14 days — case stories, terpene deep-dives, an optional intro to the paid Rescue Analysis. Every email has a one-click unsubscribe. Your email is never sold or shared.
Are you a doctor?+
No. I'm not a doctor and I've never claimed to be. I'm a patient (Crohn's, licensed in Israel since 2004) and a Ministry of Health-licensed Medical Cannabis Instructor (2008) — the formal Israeli credential. I built the patient-education programs that the doctors and nurses learned from. WIZDOM provides patient education and protocol design, not medical treatment.
What if my situation is more complex?+
For most patients the toolkit is enough. For complex cases (multiple medications, history of treatment failures, active flare), the self-guided path doesn't always work. Your toolkit will tell you whether that's likely your situation, and the report includes details on the WIZDOM Rescue Analysis — a paid 90-minute 1:1 for the cases that need it. You don't have to decide anything today.
9 questions · ~90 seconds · 4 documents in your inbox
Stop guessing. Find your failure mode.
If cannabis isn't working — or worked for a few weeks and stopped — there's a specific reason. The Self-Check finds it in 90 seconds and hands you the documents that show you exactly what to do next.
9 questions~90 secondsToolkit sent within 30 sec of finishingUnsubscribe any time
P.S. The Terpenes Cheat Sheet alone is worth printing — it's the single most under-asked question in patient cannabis care, and almost nobody hands you the answer in plain English. That one's the bonus.
WIZDOM Self-Check · 9 questions · 90 seconds
1 of 9
Question 1
How long have you been using cannabis medicinally?
Question 2 · Optional
What did you start using cannabis for?
Pick up to two. Skip if you'd rather not say.
Question 3
How much relief have you felt overall?
Question 4
When you started, how quickly did you expect to feel better?
Question 5
How are you mainly using cannabis right now?
If more than one, pick the one you use most often.
Question 6
What type of extract are you using?
If unsure, pick "I don't know" — that's a real answer.
Question 7
How was your dose set?
Question 8
When you started, what did you do?
Question 9
When cannabis didn't work the way you hoped, what was the experience?
Question 10 · Optional
Has anyone walked you through how to use cannabis specifically for your condition?
